The Holy Empire of Ville ville is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 125 million Ville villeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ville villean economy, worth 6.86 trillion Stone slabs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,864 Stone slabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students cut up leftover Stone slabs during Arts and Crafts, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ville ville's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ville ville is ranked 85,556^th in the world and 45^th in Shiseballs for Most Patriotic, with 16.78 flags saluted per person per day.